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  • Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
    and its grown soooooo loooooonnnnngggg!
    That's what she said

    Quoth KiaKat View Post
    *grins*

    *exchanges duct tape for PVC tape*

    *binds Rayven's hands*

    *digs through the bag*

    Ooo....feathers...
    I'm the kind of guy who doesn't need tying up, plus I'm not ticklish
    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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    • Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
      You know buns - I have a funny story about her awesome jubblies....even she doesn't know it yet!

      Sheesh...this thread started a day or so ago and its grown soooooo loooooonnnnngggg!
      Doesn't take much around here, that's for sure . . . a little dab'll do ya.

      *finds a bag o' tricks in the closet*

      Hmmm . . . . so that's where my Cat O'Nine Tails went to

      *crack*

      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • Quoth RayvenQ View Post
        I'm not ticklish
        Who said the feathers were for tickling? I was gonna wear them.

        An' you're tied up so I can torture you an' you can't touch

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        • Quoth KiaKat View Post
          Who said the feathers were for tickling? I was gonna wear them.

          An' you're tied up so I can torture you an' you can't touch
          Not with my hands anyway
          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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          • *dives back into the bag o'toys and grabs a handful of glitter*

            Who wants to be pretty?

            Ooo...this is the glitter that sticks to hair and doesn't come out easily.... *giggles madly*

            And Rayven, imma get you for that remark...when I can think of a comeback. Or an appropriate punishment.

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            • *note to self - time to go shopping*
              "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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              • Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
                *note to self - time to go shopping*
                Might I recommend Adam & Eve? They seem to have a wide selection of items.
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • *wriggles and manages to break free, making a bid for freedom/the pudding pool*
                  I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                  • So what's going on

                    *sees Rayven trying to escape to the pudding pool and crash tackles him*

                    Gotcha, I really must remember to undress before landing in said pudding pool, all covered in chocolate now.
                    I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                    • *Strips SSG and hands her clothes to the Faithful Monkey Manservant Argyle the Incredible Bastard*

                      There, sorted, welcome to my domain
                      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                      • What sort of things happen in your domain Rayven, should I be worried or excited?
                        I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                        • Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
                          What sort of things happen in your domain Rayven, should I be worried or excited?
                          Quite possibly both

                          I'll give you the tour

                          *points out all four corners off the pool and then the nearby stash of fruit, whipped cream and other edibles*
                          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                          • *Surveys all the goodies and thinks what the hell, I only live once.

                            Ok Rayven do what you will.
                            I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                            • *dunks SSG in the pudding then ties her up with jelly snakes, doing various drawings with the whipped cream on her and sticking fruits on her*

                              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                              • I'll be delectibly delicious when your done with, good enough to eat
                                I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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