Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Give me a sec, i'm pinned down at the moment Rayven

[RayvenQ]

Bunny! let her go, else I'll have to hit you with the banana!

Infact why don't you join us?

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Ooh Bunny your claws are sharp

*manages to wiggle out of Bunny's clutches while she's occupied with EQ*

Rayven, I need some tlc, I have marks all over me body

[RayvenQ]

I know! *applies cool double cream onto the marks on SSG's body*

Better?

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Much better thank you, how can I ever repay you for your kindness

[RayvenQ]

I'm sure you can come up with something, liberal application of whipped cream to naughty parts is always a good start though

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

On you or me

[RayvenQ]

Why not both?

*pours some cream down SSG's front*

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

You'll have alot of sheet washing to do after we're done

[RayvenQ]

Worth it though

*starts ensuring an even coat with his hands*

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Wow, you sure know what your doing with those hands don't you?

What are your other talents

[RayvenQ]

I can cook, give good massages, good for cuddling with and, if in the right mood, act as a towel rack

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

reaallllyyyy? What kind of mood are you in good sir.

[RayvenQ]

In a decent one, though not a towel rack one, afterall it's 6am and I haven't slept yet.

Though in an emergency I could support a towel

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Do you have to work today? You are going to be buggard if you do