Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[RayvenQ]

I don't work anymore, much to my dismay I can't, bad back, have to rely on state benefits for the foreseeable future, although I have an MRI soon, so that should be able to show if anything can be fixed or what I have to do in the future.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Is that why you've been up all night, back giving you trouble?

I could give you a massage, i have magic fingers

[RayvenQ]

I've just been up all night because now and then my body decides it's going to be nocturnal for a change.

Massages won't work, not even with magic fingers, though get a big, burly bloke to give me a back cracking bearhug and I will be in bliss what sounds painful to others is almost euphoric for me.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

It's 6pm here, time to start dinner for the little monsters.

I'll be after you later mister, see what I can do to get you in towel rack mood

*Runs off cause Bunny noticed i was missing and is after me*

[RayvenQ]

Well, it's 7am here and the sun is coming up, I think I'll sleep now, night night.

[smileyeagle1021]

though get a big, burly bloke to give me a back cracking bearhug and I will be in bliss what sounds painful to others is almost euphoric for me.

you rang

I'm big and kinda burly and I can give a back cracking bearhug

[friendofjimmyk]

Might I recommend Adam & Eve? They seem to have a wide selection of items.

Is that online or an actual store?

In Omaha, there's Dr. John's and he's not so exciting...I mean, the store has stuff, but not like the Adult Emporium in Counciltucky. (Council Bluffs, IA - yes, I skip over to the next state for the good stuff!)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Is that online or an actual store?

Both. We have 2 locations here in Greensboro and there's an online store.

Gotta run . . . hear a nap calling.

[Becks]

*drops off another bag, but takes the whip out*

[RayvenQ]

This must not die *runs through the thread naked*

[smileyeagle1021]

hey a naked person... you must have stayed at my hotel before

[DGoddessChardonnay]

This must not die *runs through the thread naked*

Now all we need is that classic song by Ray Stevens . . . .

Oh yes they call him the streak
fastest thing on two feet
he's just as proud as he can be
of his anatomy
he's gonna give us a peek . . .

[Becks]

DGC, they play that song on XM 7 (The Seventies). I'd laugh until I cried at hearing it at work.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

DGC, they play that song on XM 7 (The Seventies). I'd laugh until I cried at hearing it at work.

You can also find it on MySpace music . . . I just downloaded it to my player this morning.

And yes, I laughed until I cried too. Still am.

[Becks]

I would, but the land of dialup is still holding me hostage.