Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Broomjockey]

*puckers up and smacks one right on Broom's....chin*

Woo hoo! And it's a big chin, too. Not quite Jay Leno-sized, bit decent enough. On that note, I'm finally going to hit the hay. I'm only up about 4 hours past my bedtime, after all.

[fireheart]

But I have to say, I do have appeal.

Boo

OK, since nobody else wants to....*eats the Irv-split and gets Irv out of the banana costume*

And for another one...*smacks a big one on Broom's cheek*

[iradney]

*plants a juicy one on Fireheart's forehead*

[Broomjockey]

So I've now gotten one on the chin and the cheek. Any volunteers for the other cheeck, or the forehead? Other options acceptable.

[fireheart]

Well since you're volunteering Broom....

*grabs Broom and kisses him wildly on the lips*

[Becks]

Kisses everywhere for everyone!!!!

[fireheart]

yay! *kisses Broom and drags him off into the closet*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

yay! *kisses Broom and drags him off into the closet*

Why do I suddenly feel jealous and left out of all the fun?

[RayvenQ]

Why do I suddenly feel jealous and left out of all the fun?

*Drags DGC off to the nether regions world.

[Crazeyal]

* pops head into thread PEERS AROUND CORNER....*

*Pervitude still going on*

*runs for the hills*

[Broomjockey]

yay! *kisses Broom and drags him off into the closet*

Oi! I'm not a closet case! *is drug along* This better be fun!

[fireheart]

Oi! I'm not a closet case! *is drug along* This better be fun!

Oh it will be *drags Broom in and starts having some uh.... fun)

[Broomjockey]

Oh it will be *drags Broom in and starts having some uh.... fun)

>_>
<_<
eek! Your hands are COLD!

[Becks]

Cold hands, warm heart.

[iradney]

* pops head into thread PEERS AROUND CORNER....*

*Pervitude still going on*

*runs for the hills*

*tackles Crazeyal*
*drags him by one foot to her couch fort*
*muffled giggles and scuffling noises emit from the fort*