Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[fireheart]

EQ for stealing you

In the meantime....since Irv's not here...

*pounces on Broom, handcuffs him to the bed and starts having my way him*

[Broomjockey]

EQ for stealing you

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*pounces on Broom, handcuffs him to the bed and starts having my way him*

Nah, revenge on me is more fun, apparently *tugs on the handcuffs* You know, you messed up. You can't get my shirt off now.

[fireheart]

Since EQ considers you her toy, I'm stealing her toy, thus revenge...

And as for your shirt *rips it down the middle*....

Now, let's get these pants off....

[Broomjockey]

And as for your shirt *rips it down the middle*....

Now, let's get these pants off....

Hey! That was a nice shirt!

As for pants, some things are better in private

[fireheart]

Guess I'll have to buy you a new shirt then Broom

Fair enough *settles for teasing Broom*

[Broomjockey]

Yeah, you owe me a new shirt. As for just teasing, aww. *kicks the ground*

[fireheart]

Well you DID say some things were best left private....any ideas oh wise one?

I have a few...starting with tongue baths and ending with some very naughty things

[Broomjockey]

Well you DID say some things were best left private....any ideas oh wise one?

Yeah, I've got ideas. You have an IM account?

[fireheart]

yeah but let's leave that for later eh?

[Broomjockey]

yeah but let's leave that for later eh?

okay lady

[fireheart]

haha the Pervfest thread is going off to other places now!

[Evil Queen]

I said I do NOT share my toys!

*uncuffs broom and takes him home*

Because I know where he lives and you don't. Along with a few other things. Besides, my playthings have far better toys.

[iradney]

*grabs EQ*
*drags to couch fort*

[Evil Queen]

I like couch forts.

One day I'll share with you the Bubblecastles thingy. (it's very funny, i'm considering turning it into a children's story)

[Broomjockey]

One day I'll share with you the Bubblecastles thingy.

I'll give a hint. I died!