Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[iradney]

*is bundled up tighter then Fort Knox*

*watches*

You guys are freaks.

*picks up imaginary phone*

Hi pot?? yeah, this is kettle...YOU'RE BLACK!!!

*runs away*

[ParkingWitch]

Forget snow angels

Steals a idea from Devil's Panties and makes snow boobies

[Chromatix]

Well, now that I've fished the snowball out of my coffee mug ... and made a new one that's actually hot again...

*Grabs a pair of skis, slaloms down the nearest hill, and covers everyone with snow.*

[Evil Queen]

*picks up imaginary phone*

Hi pot?? yeah, this is kettle...YOU'RE BLACK!!!

*runs away*

So true.

[Crazeyal]

*is bundled up tighter then Fort Knox*

*watches*

hmmm

Multiple layers of clothing...

Distracted...

*Pushes EQ face first into the snow*

*Ties bootlaces to hoodie's drawstrings*

*PULLS TIGHT*

*Wraps EQ up like a ball of yarn*

*heads to the Couch Fort(tm) with a BUTWHUPPIN PADDLE (tm) and a grin*

[iradney]

Ooooh my favourite toy is back!
*squeals happily*
*pounces on CrazeyAl*
*SNOGGLES*

[Crazeyal]

*hands iradney a paddle*

BATTER UP!!

[Becks]

'Bout time someone found the paddles.

I dropped them off DAYS ago.

[Chromatix]

Time for me to make another pass with the skis!

*Blinds everyone with snow*

*Grabs a willing victim (female) and slips off out of the confusion*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

What did I miss while I was tied up with the desktop all week?

*looks around to see a group playing naked in the snow and start shivering*

I think I'll go inside and thaw out with some hot chocolate. Who wants to join me?

[Plaidman]

I knew she be trouble the moment she walked in. She had it all....looks, brains, and a nice pussy


Cat that is.


Black and white room. Just a single desk, with a clerk in trenchcoat and fendora. Drinking a shotglass of cherry pepsi. A newspaper article hangs on the wall. Ex Detective wins bake off contest.




(Plaidman been reading to many detectice stories lately O_O )

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*takes off hat, gloves and coat and tosses them into a corner*

Fireplace feels good . . .*peels off layers of clothing and stretches out on bearskin rug*

Nap time

[Crazeyal]

Nap time

Nope..

SPANKERS!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Nope..

SPANKERS!!

YEEEEOWTCH!

*scrambles away and finds Cat O'Nine Tails and gives a couple of licks*

One good turn does deserve another.

[Plaidman]

Hey... I once got two double turns, bought broadwalk and parkplace, built houses and hotels, and had all the other players land on those. That was a pretty good turn. Don't I get span-...


GAH! PLAIDMAN NO WANT SPANK!