Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Crazeyal]

iradney !! I got his arms .. YOU GET HIS BUTT!!!

[iradney]

*takes careful aim*
*iradney winds up*
*the paddle whistles through the air*
WHAMMO!!!

Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark

[Crazeyal]

*rubs the boo-boo*

[iradney]

Wait, who's boo-boo are you rubbing???

[Crazeyal]

Which will get the better reaction??

[Crazeyal]

*screw it*

*rubs both boo-boos*

*realizes iradney's henie wasn't smarting*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hmmm . . . what to do with this riding crop . . .

*spies Crazeyal's naked butt*

Have you been a bad little boy today?

[crazylegs]

*backs away, slowly, making sure he's not noticed*

[Crazeyal]

*pounces crazylegs*

*raises butt in air*

YUP!!!

I been a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy...

*snuggles crazylegs*

This might sting a bit... HOLD ME!!!

(squirming and kicking me IS NOT comforting... sheesh..)


Oh..

LACK - O- PANTS...

Sorry.. don't even remember taking them off..

*cuddles*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*backs away, slowly, making sure he's not noticed*

*grabs lasso and ropes crazylegs*

Not so fast there, my sweet. It's never a good idea to run away from Moi.

*evil laughter as DGoddess drags crazylegs off behind the green door*

[RayvenQ]

*Streaks through the building*

[crazylegs]

*evil laughter as DGoddess drags crazylegs off behind the green door*

No dragging required my dear!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

No dragging required my dear!

I think a more private discussion of the differences between "his" and "hers" are in order.

*shuts door behind them and turns Marvin Gaye on the stereo singing "Let's Get It On*

[crazylegs]

I think a more private discussion of the differences between "his" and "hers" are in order.

*shuts door behind them and turns Marvin Gaye on the stereo singing "Let's Get It On*

*Emerges, mostly naked, runs to dresser grabs small box, runs back and re-closes door!*

[Evil Queen]

*takes pictures then runs away and hides in another thread*