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  • Oh sorry was distracted looking on "CamFrog" all those people who can't afford clothes, shame.
    Switches off webcam to massage Becks all over!
    "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
    set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • I hurt my shoulder today. Who wants to help me with that?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • i'll help you with your shoulder. rubbin people down is mah favorite!
        If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

        i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
        ^_^

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        • Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
          i'll help you with your shoulder. rubbin people down is mah favorite!
          I will take a back/neckrub from just about anyone. I'm a whore that way.
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • ah the rubbinswhore. similar to a cuddlewhore, but a little more contact is needed

            *proceeds with the rubbins*
            If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

            i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
            ^_^

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            • I'm a cuddlewhore, too, but I prefer a guy for that
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • *is going thru cuddle withdrawal since her boyfriend's out of town*
                If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                ^_^

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                • *making the rounds*

                  Massage here.

                  Cuddle there.

                  Powdering over that way.

                  Now I need a comfy place to stretch out. Anyone want to be my pillow?
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • My lap or shoulder are always free. Besides i'm feeling a little left out.
                    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                    • *strips naked, throws self on table."

                      Okay, one of you, get rubbin'.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • Ooooh . . nekkid Irv . . . .

                        *grabs baby oil and rubs some on hands and starts kneading Irv's shoulders*

                        What kind of massage are you looking for today? All over or just focused on one particular spot?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • Wow this joint really is jumping.

                          *sits back with a martini and watches* Since no one's giving any attention, I don't think y'all will mind me just taking a gander.
                          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                          • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                            *sits back with a martini and watches* Since no one's giving any attention, I don't think y'all will mind me just taking a gander.
                            Voyeurs are welcome here, young one. But don't be surprised if someone asks you if you want to join in with one of the group sessions. . .

                            *moves hands further down Irv's nekkid back while making kneading motions*

                            Your muscles are really tense . . . perhaps I need to move lower to further investigate the cause . . .
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • Hey, look!! Swings!!!
                              Unseen but seeing
                              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                              3rd shift needs love, too
                              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                              • Swings? Where?

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