Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[DesignFox]

If you insist:


Who wants to make them and bring me some?

None for you. All for me.

Why does everything taste like chicken? (or does chicken just taste like everything?)

[XCashier]

Because most people have no imagination when it comes to food.

What can we do to remedy this?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Outlaw chicken.

What will Gonzo do with Camilla, then?


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When chickens are outlawed, only outlaws will have chickens.

[XCashier]

Dye her feathers and tell everyone she's a macaw!

Are you ready to rock?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, I prefer to roll.

Why does everyone have to stand up and applaud at every other word the president says? If they held their applause until the end the speeches would be so much shorter!

[CaroPhoenix]

No, I prefer to roll.

Why does everyone have to stand up and applaud at every other word the president says? If they held their applause until the end the speeches would be so much shorter!

The audience is hoping to drown the rest of the speech out thereby making it seem like the speech is the shortest in history.

Why is my back itchy all of a sudden?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Cuz you have the Dreaded Lurgy! O_o

If Jimmy cracks corn and no-one cares, why is there a song about him?

[DesignFox]

Cuz you have the Dreaded Lurgy! O_o

If Jimmy cracks corn and no-one cares, why is there a song about him?

Maybe there wasn't much else to sing about...

Why is everything MORE broken after the system updates are done?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz everything's new and it doesn't know how to do its job yet yet.

Are you lonesome tonight?

[Jack T. Chance]

Cuz everything's new and it doesn't know how to do its job yet yet.

Are you lonesome tonight?

Yes. Thanks ever so much for reminding me!

Why does the state of #@*$&%^ Maryland insist on calling MY jury panel, and ONLY my jury panel, for jury duty tomorrow? EVERYONE ELSE is excused from service except US!!!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because they know deep down inside you really really want to do your civic duty. Also, they hate you.

Do you miss me tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

Of course not! My aim is much better than that.

Why is it that when I watch the Max & Ruby cartoon show, I want to punch Ruby in the face over and over again?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz kids' cartoons these days are a far cry from the Looney Toons...

Are you sorry we drifted apart?

[Jack T. Chance]

Cuz kids' cartoons these days are a far cry from the Looney Toons...

Are you sorry we drifted apart?

I would be if I'd ever met you!

Why can't I have an imploder from the movie The Arrival?

I'll take an industrial strength model, powerful enough to suck in an entire courthouse, please!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because the people who make them have departed.

Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day when I kissed you and called you sweetheart?