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It's gone with the wind.
Who's going to save the day?
Who's going to save the day?
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Not me, I shouldn't even be up at this ungodly hour... stupid rescheduled jury duty...Quoth idrinkarum View Post
How the frakkin' hell do I get myself removed from the list they choose jurors from?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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First, cut an orange into exact thirds. Set it on fire and throw it at a chimp, lead the enraged chimp to city hall... lock it into the store room and leave it there for exactly 50 seconds then...
...so once you get out of county, wait for 20 years so they can't arrest you when you get back home
Why do I have a cold today
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I like things that go *bang!*
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Because tomorrow couldn't wait.
Why can't I talk?Comment
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Because you have a baaaad cold like me
Sprechen sie Deutsch?I like things that go *bang!*Comment
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Nein.Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View PostBecause you have a baaaad cold like me
Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Will my customers stop being a pain in the ass already?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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They will when they figure out what other body part you want them to be a pain in.
Do you want to play a game?Comment
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Gazumped!Quoth idrinkarum View PostThey will when they figure out what other body part you want them to be a pain in.
Do you want to play a game?
Anything that doesn't involve me being at the shitstorm that is work right now...
So to answer the nostril question:
The little boy was trying to block the hole in the dam with his finger, and got confused and got your nose instead.
When will I run out of question ideas?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Right before the third of never.
Where am I going?Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Coconuts don't exist!
What's in my fruit salad?Comment
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Meat and potatoes!
Will you give me back that filet o' fish?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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NEIN, es is meine Fische!!!
Was ist mit dich los?I like things that go *bang!*Comment
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No. I'm gonna throw it in the trash since you wouldn't refund my money after the 90 day return period.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Can you hear me knockin?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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