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ever feel hollow headed?
ever feel hollow headed?
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I am not really important enough to have a funny quote yet. -
Right now as I have my brain in my hand.
Hey! Who's that?Comment
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Him? Oh, don't worry about him. He's Nobody Important.Quoth idrinkarum View PostRight now as I have my brain in my hand.
Hey! Who's that?
Why me? For the love of FUCK, why me?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because everyone else were stuck in phone booths.
Are phone booths still practical?Comment
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Only if you need to change into superhero clothes...Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Will you help me find my marbles?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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No, but I can give you the number to the Fine Arts Museum of Quebec. Plenty of marble there.
Do your eyeballs really pop out if you force your eyes to stay open while sneezing?Comment
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Well, now I'd answer that, but I can't see after I sneezed.
Can i fix it?Comment
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No, sorry, we're planning to breed it...
Well, whadda ya know?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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There are fewer idiots on the internet than there are in the world... but if this bill passes to give everyone a free computer... that might change...
If it isn't a bird, or a plane, what is it?I like things that go *bang!*
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Mary Poppins!
Who is calling for help?Comment
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Nobody...this is a dead zone
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Who comes up with these things?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Me and my little fiends.
I can haz fiends?Comment
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NO!!!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Because...
Why does this God person hate me? What did I ever do to him?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Well, back in High School, you were the completely cool jock-type person and then this God person was like a total dweeb ... and then ... Hey, wait ... there's a chicken!
Should I call in some old favors?Comment
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Why would you do that when there are all these new favors?
Should I throw stuff off of the tallest building in town?I like things that go *bang!*Comment
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