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  • Only after you die.

    Why did I take my kid shopping with me?

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    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
      Only after you die.

      Why did I take my kid shopping with me?
      You felt like driving yourself crazy, today.

      Why is it always so nice and wonderful outside on the days I've gotta work and immediately turns cold and miserable on the days I can get outside???
      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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      • Mother Nature is a

        Where should I ride the Silver Eagle to?

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        • MY HOUSE!

          Would another chocolate really kill me?
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • Nope, it'll just kill another LOLCat.

            Should I save my soul or my pants?

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            • Your pants. You still have time to save that


              CHEESE OR CHOCOLATE!
              Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

              Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
              Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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              • ELEPHANTS!

                Has anyone seen Steve Urkel lately?
                1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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                • Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                  ELEPHANTS!

                  Has anyone seen Steve Urkel lately?
                  I think he sang on American Idol...

                  How much is too much?
                  I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                  • Save your pants, they're freinds, your shoes, can lend you a sole.

                    Peanut or butter? OR jelly?
                    I like things that go *bang!*

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                    • Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
                      Save your pants, they're freinds, your shoes, can lend you a sole.

                      Peanut or butter? OR jelly?
                      Fluffer nutter!

                      What are the odds?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • About the same as the evens.

                        What is a dot of coffee punch?

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                        • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                          About the same as the evens.

                          What is a dot of coffee punch?
                          a double shot espresso.

                          Is there anything Clarissa can't explain?
                          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                          • 5 man CQB room clearing and movement tactics, and how to maintain a good GBB.

                            What's the limit?
                            I like things that go *bang!*

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                            • Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
                              5 man CQB room clearing and movement tactics, and how to maintain a good GBB.

                              What's the limit?
                              5 per customer

                              How stupid can people get?
                              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                              • Multiply infinity x the population of the Earth.

                                What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
                                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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