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I, uh, lost your address...
Who'll stop the rain?
Who'll stop the rain?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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Hold on, let me go give the sky a death stare.
Where do you run, where do you go, when the holes in your truth are starting to show?
Cookies for knowing where that question comes from.Comment
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Under a rock . . . . that's where everyone else is.
What do I want to snack on right now?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Oreo-cream cheese-coated brussels sprouts
(one of the teachers at my roommate's school made them for April Fools Day
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Should I get up at noon tomorrow, or sleep in?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Neither. You should go to work for me so I can sleep in!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why am I so tired tonight?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because the bright light of the second star to the right is spilling into your eyelids as we speak.
Does my husband really need his beauty sleep?Comment
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Yes, you kept him up all night last night!
Why is my cat licking the miniblinds?Comment
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Someone secretly dusted them with catnip.
What have you always wanted to say?Comment
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You can take my land, but you can never take my freedom!
Do you want to come exploring the Highlands with me?Comment
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I will, but only if we can explore the Lowlands when we're done.Quoth RedHeadPhoneGirl View Post
Why do customers FLOCK to the store on the weekends I'm working alone, but seemingly refuse to show up on the days I have help?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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They don't want you to be lonely.
What makes Cadbury eggs so addictive?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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My theory: Their Sucky Customer Sense was tingling like crazy, telling them that it was The Most Inconvenient Time Imaginable for them to come bug you! And as we all know, SCs love nothing better than bugging you at TMITI!Quoth DesignFox View PostWhy do customers FLOCK to the store on the weekends I'm working alone, but seemingly refuse to show up on the days I have help?It's the Secret Ingredient: Cocaine!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why didn't I bring a Cadbury Orange Creme Egg to work with me?
Now I want one!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because you lost your Easter spirit. (The orange ones are OK, but the originals are still the best.)Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostWhy didn't I bring a Cadbury Orange Creme Egg to work with me?
Which way does the wind blow?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Today? Very strongly! It's a blustery day!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
BTW, the best ones were officially the Cadbury Chocolate Creme Eggs!
But then those bastards at Cadbury discontinued them! I'm still waiting for my fellow chocoholics to sound the call to arms, so we can raid their corporate HQ and demand satisfaction!
Until then, the eternal question remains... why the FRAK did those FRAKKIN' TOASTERS discontinue the Chocolate Creme Eggs?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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I don't think I ever saw those! Those Bastards!!!Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
Until then, the eternal question remains... why the FRAK did those FRAKKIN' TOASTERS discontinue the Chocolate Creme Eggs?!?
They did it because you were the only one who liked them.
Will my drugs be ready when I get there?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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