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I didn't even know my hedge could grow.
Who are we going to save today?
Who are we going to save today?
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Save the cheerleader, save the world!
why is my creme egg melting in my hand?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because you're taking too long to eat it!
Do you have an extra one for me? Pretty please?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Unfortunately the cat hasn't laid any more today, so I'm fresh out. Maybe next year though . .Quoth XCashier View Post
Why oh why would any company schedule a store inventory on Easter Monday?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because the 7th son of a 7th son has decreed that the moon is in the Age of Aquarius and that means inventory needs to be done.
Can we get baby redfish home to his family?Comment
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Just find Nemo . . . he'll handle the rest
Why are dogwoods called dogwoods if the blooms don't look like puppies?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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For the same reason catfish are called catfish when the babies don't look like kittens.
Why didn't I put the puppy in my pocket and RUN?
Actually I bought two more boxes today cuz I figure it's my last shot for the year..Quoth XCashier View Post
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because the wocket in your locket has severe allergies.
Why are there footprints on my head?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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The reindeer confused yo for grandma.
Where do we go next?Comment
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Find a Travelocity gnome and hang out with him for a month. He should show you some interesting places . . .and you might find Nemo in your travels as a bonus.
If there's such a thing as a self-cleaning oven, why can't there be a self-cleaning house?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because not enough men have gotten together to come up with a small iota of a brain to figure out how to implement it yet.
Why doesn't a woman decide to invent the self-cleaning house?Comment
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We're too busy cleaning the regular house to invent a self-cleaning one. Bummer.
Where does that leave us?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Sheep outta luck.
Where's contrary Mary?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Conjunction Junction.
What's that function?Comment
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I was told there'd be no math.
Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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