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Shaken but not stirred, preferably. At least we're not talking about Uranus.
Would it be more polite to hug a tree or shake leaves?
Would it be more polite to hug a tree or shake leaves?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Well, shaking is more polite, but trees are cuddly and they like hugs.
Should I stay or should I go now?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Stay. Go. It matters not in the sum square root of the universe and things.
How can one ruin a romantic evening ... on purpose?
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One word. Flatulence.Quoth idrinkarum View PostStay. Go. It matters not in the sum square root of the universe and things.
How can one ruin a romantic evening ... on purpose?
WHY?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because it makes you cry.
When will my prince come?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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He told me to give you this message- He's sorry he's late but he thought you were coming to him. He's on his way.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
What will it take?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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It'll take 2 bananas, a salt shaker and a worm that is holding the magnifying glass on you.
Which one doesn't belong?Comment
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None of them belong; they're all nonconformists.
Where is the rainbow I've been waiting for?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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It's hanging out somewhere over Belgium. Don't worry, it's just slow.Quoth XCashier View Post
How exactly does one "taste the rainbow?"I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Eat a leprechaun.
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?Comment
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They avoid the Maple Leaf and the Sickle.
Why is my cat glaring at me?Comment
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He knows what you did.
Why is NCIS so addicting?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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You're a closet necrophiliac . . .
Do I really want to go to work tomorrow?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Yes, you do. You are so excited at the prospect you are considering sleeping in the parking lot tonight so you can be the first one there.
Who will go to the animals thread and post an animal that ends with the letter s for me?Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 04-30-2009, 01:18 AM.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Ida Know and Not Me might.
What's happening Friday, Saturday and Sunday?Comment
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