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Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!
If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Only if they are wearing a dress.
What happens when September ends?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
You press replay, but come out in July because you forgot to carry the one.
Who's next to have something named after them?
"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
"You may kiss the groom" I guess. Unless one of them is wearing a wedding dress, then the "You may kiss the bride" statement would be appropriate, I think.
Will potted meat grow like other plants if you feed it Miracle-Gro?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Because real life hippos could rip you to shreds. We have to make them look more whimsical somehow.
Can you hear me knockin'?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
What is the purpose of rubber duckies in school fountains?
1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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