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Either way, there'll be trouble, so do whatever you want.
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
How long is a piece of string?
Seriously, how long IS a piece of string?Comment
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Not as long as you'd think.
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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They are secretly plotting your demise. O_o
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?Comment
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Because limes and lemons were named by more sophisticated cavemen.
Should I dance with the one that brung me?Comment
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Only if you tell us what your avatar says.
What does your avatar say?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I don't know what that avatar says, but mine says;
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester
Brotherly <3
Since 1983
It's a well known fact that my avatar pwns all. XD What do you pwn?Comment
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Less and less every day.
Who fancies an ice cream now the thunder's gone?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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I fancy an ice cream all the time!
What's your favorite flavor?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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ALL THE FLAVORS! *nom nom nom nom*
Why can I only choose one?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because if you mix them the world will end.
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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So you don't get distracted from eating it; if it still had a smell, you'd just stand there and smell it instead.
Do you love to singa, about the moona and the June-a and the springa?Comment
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No, not really.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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So that it doesn't clash with your bathroom colour scheme.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?Comment
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In the original, 14th century version that was snuck out of the Antarctic by Saint I'm-a-Wuss but it was lost in the sands and snowstorms of time.
Why is my daughter covering her ears at this moment?Comment
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