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Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Because strangers always have THE BEST candy!
Hmmm... what kind of candy should I have today?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Why is this dog staring at me? And when did I get a dog?!
He's staring at you because he's HUNGRY! That's how dogs say "FEED ME!"
As for when you got a dog... you didn't. He snuck in. He's a squatter.
When will I get another cat?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Without songs about rainbows, we'd never wonder what's on the other side...
Why do we wish on the morning star?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
Because it's hard to get the green to look right on film, just ask the Hulk, or the Orion slave girls from Star Trek!
Is it easier to be purple?
Yep, all you have to do is "fall down the stairs" and you'll be purple all over!
Why can't I decide what I want for dinner?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Because your parents aren't feeding you (therefore telling you what you are having).
(Chinese - chicken and broccoli, in case you're wondering...it was yummy.)
Why are there so many options?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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