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Because if there weren't, the SCs wouldn't be satisfied.
Why is are the only ones who love the rainbows are the lovers, the dreamers, and me?
Why is are the only ones who love the rainbows are the lovers, the dreamers, and me?
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Because everyone else has no taste.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Speaking of rainbows, how many colors are in one?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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All of them!
Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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I've been there and done that. Of course, I was asleep at the time . . .Quoth XCashier View Post
Would it be possible to hook up the Energizer bunny to my laptop so that I don't run out of battery power?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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If you don't mind cleaning up electrified bunny, uh..pellets...
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Only if someone's looking.
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?Comment
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No, but I have danced with an angel on the dark side of the moon.
What did I do because of you?Comment
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Because of you I've never strayed too far from the sidewalk. You know what you did, so don't play innocent.
If you plant a cat in a pot and feed it miracle-gro, how big will it get?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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As big as the pot will allow.
If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I suppose he could . . . it would be fast food after all, since the guy's already been fried. . . .
Why is paint applied in coats when a sweater will do?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because sweaters can be see-thru and coats aren't.
Why is my husband fascinated with his D&D minis?Comment
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Anything mini is cute as a button. And they also need love too.
Why is the sun playing "peek-a-boo" with the clouds today?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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They ran out of manhole covers to play tiddly winks with.
How can I get down to the shore?Comment
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Follow the sea shells with a hovercraft.
How many times can you say "Susie picked up shells from the sea shore" before you get tongue-tied?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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More times than you can say "She sells seashells by the sea shore."
Why does my right knee hate me?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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