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  • #2581
    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    Ooh! Pie! Hope it's cherry!

    What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
    If you're aquatic Jedi Kit Fisto, it works like normal. If you're anyone else, it gets a short and cuts out!

    Why would you want to use a lightsaber underwater?
    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
    --StanFlouride

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    • #2582
      Cuz I lost my fishin' pole.


      Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #2583
        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Cuz I lost my fishin' pole.
        Good answer!
        Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
        Because the inventor of the calculator just wanted to screw with people's heads!
        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
        --StanFlouride

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        • #2584
          (psst... you're supposed to ask a question!)

          How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?


          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #2585
            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            (psst... you're supposed to ask a question!)

            How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
            When what you're writing becomes visible!

            Why did I forget to post a question last time?
            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
            --StanFlouride

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            • #2586
              Lack of sleep ruins your memory.

              Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #2587
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                Lack of sleep ruins your memory.

                Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
                Well, you probably could, but it's a bug... and people don't generally like bugs!

                What should I have for dessert?
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • #2588
                  orange juice and vanilla ice cream

                  Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #2589
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    orange juice and vanilla ice cream

                    Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
                    Mmmmm.... maybe!

                    Will the dyslexics untie tomorrow?
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

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                    • #2590
                      Yes, after they say a prayer to Dog.

                      Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #2591
                        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        Yes, after they say a prayer to Dog.

                        Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
                        Nah, that's just the Priest thumbing his nose at God and His plan!

                        Why are we the only 2 people posting in this thread tonight?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • #2592
                          Cuz we're too cool for anyone else to associate with.

                          Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #2593
                            Not if you're a contortionist.

                            Are you ready to dance?
                            "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                            Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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                            • #2594
                              Yes, but you'll soon wish you hadn't asked!

                              Who put the colours in the rainbow, and why only 7?
                              "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                              • #2595
                                The people who make Skittles put them there, and only seven because it's their lucky number.

                                Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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