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Chuck Norris.
Do ghost monsters ever really die?
Do ghost monsters ever really die?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Yes, if you chuck enough purple-then-flashing blocks at them. Super Mario World taught me.
Can I play with madness?Comment
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No, because their mamma won't let them play with you.
Want to talk about ... exercise?Comment
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You watch your mouth, young lady!!!
What do people in China call their good plates?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Earthenware!
What did you learn today?Comment
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I learned anew that my dad is a sore winner as well as a sore loser. (It's just so rare that he wins!)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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'Cuz I said so, that's why!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostI learned anew that my dad is a sore winner as well as a sore loser. (It's just so rare that he wins!)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why do I need another pet rock?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because one pet rock would be lonely.
Why do my cats insist on washing their butts outside in the yard in full view of traffic?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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They're exhibitionists.
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because computers are bi - they go both ways.
Why do PC's have a motherboard, but no fatherboard?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because he's a deadbeat dad!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostBecause computers are bi - they go both ways.
Why do PC's have a motherboard, but no fatherboard?
Why ask why?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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It's the only way to find out.
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Invisible.
What happens if you put it on a tartan treadmill?Comment
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It explodes.
Why am I here?Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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