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Why is anyone where they are at this precise moment?
Why is anyone where they are at this precise moment?
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Everybody's gotta be someplace.
What's that noise under my car hood?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Undercover aliens . . . they need the parts under the hood for their spaceship so they can rejoin their colony.
What kind of chicks could a guy pick up driving a 1979 Pinto?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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The feathered kind?
Why is it when someone's tire blows out, they leave the shredded pieces all over the road?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Would you want to play Dodge The Cars to pick up the pieces?
While we're on the topic, why do people insist on throwing their litter all over the road?!
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Because they saw a sign telling them that they were in a littering zone, and there would be a fine if they DIDN'T litter!Quoth XCashier View PostWould you want to play Dodge The Cars to pick up the pieces?
While we're on the topic, why do people insist on throwing their litter all over the road?!
What should I do tomorrow?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Not what. Who.
Why don't you get a job? (OFFSPRING FOR THE WIN! Even that crappy song.)Comment
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Because the store I want to work at isn't hiring, so I'm going there everyday until they decide it's cheaper to just hire me.
Why is there always one lone shoe on the highway? What happened to the other shoe?Comment
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It walked home.
Why is there a pair of shoes hanging on the power line outside my window?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Elvis and Jim Morrison are going to do a jam session outside your house tomorrow night at 3 am.
Why does is keep raining the day after I wash my car?
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.Comment
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God saw that you missed a spot.
Have you had dinner yet?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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The Mojave!
What, wrong desert?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Daddy deserted us (The Family Circus)
What did Mommy do?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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