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It was but, being hungry, I ate it.
Who do you think i am?
Who do you think i am?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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Well, at a guess, I'd say you're hinakiba777, but I could be wrong, YMMV.
Why did I write this and why are you reading it?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Red Yarn.
Does that make any sense to you?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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No 'cos everyone knows the universal answer to everything is 42 feet of tangerine yarn!
What is much better than another bike?Comment
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Another car. Four wheels are much better than 2, but 8 would be way better than 4.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why can't I see to motivate myself this morning to do anything around the house?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Your eyeballs fell out of your head.
What folly happened on the soccer field?Comment
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Another Ferrari.
What more shall I eat with my lunch?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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A couple of double stuffed chocolate oreoes, cheetos and umm ... large glass of rum & coke.
Should I run away to the funny farm?Comment
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Nope. They'll run to you if you stand still long enough . . .Quoth idrinkarum View PostA couple of double stuffed chocolate oreoes, cheetos and umm ... large glass of rum & coke.
Should I run away to the funny farm?
Why do ice cream trucks have to play that godawful circus music?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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To attract kids and scare away grownups.
What is the origin of dreams?Comment
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Dreams were originally created by your pancreas to scare your appendix.
What is the origin of nightmares?Comment
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Female horses who are afraid of the dark.
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Yes, but "where the sun don't shine" is under the beach umbrella!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Do you know where your towel is?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Oh no! My cats are hiding under it from the sun and the beach umbrella!
Should I put my daughter to bed?Comment
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No, you should put her to chair. Much better for a girl her age.
Why do Birds suddenly appear every time you are near?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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