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Why does the grass sprout up higher after it rains?
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Some mommy bird mistook it for one of her babies and is acting as a surrogate.
Why does the grass sprout up higher after it rains?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Cuz it's trying to reach the sky.
What is what?Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because you're pondering, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Where'd that bird come from?!I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Birdland.
Why does my life have to be so boring at times?Comment
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Because my life's finally starting to get less boring... sorry!Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
Is Weird Al Yankovic the greatest musical genius of all time?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Yes, but we're the only ones who are allowed to know and bask in ihs greatness.
Who will rescue me?Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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The Fatty Five!
Am I going to survive Summer Vacation?Comment
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Sure. But in order to survive you have to sign up for the $30 survival subscription.
Why don't boys THINK?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because they use the wrong head most of the time...
What did he do now?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nothing and that's why I have to do everything ... as always!
Can I be a space cadet?Comment
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Only if I get to play the rocket scientist.
Can it please be nice outside tomorrow?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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No.
It's nice outside now, what more do you want?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I want Keanu Reeves and Edward Norton in thongs and nothing else but greased up and holding large feather fans feeding me peeled grapes and chocolate bon bons ... Ahem ....
What I actually want is a pony.
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