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  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    I want Keanu Reeves and Edward Norton in thongs and nothing else but greased up and holding large feather fans feeding me peeled grapes and chocolate bon bons ... Ahem ....

    What I actually want is a pony.

    Why would I want a pony?
    To carry all your stuff, so you don't have to!

    Anybody want a peanut?
    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
    --StanFlouride

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    • Not me.


      Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Only if they've been squished like a bug.

        Do dead men really tell no tales?

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        • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          Only if they've been squished like a bug.

          Do dead men really tell no tales?
          Sadly, no.... damn forensic science!

          CSI or Law & Order?
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
          --StanFlouride

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          • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
            Sadly, no.... damn forensic science!

            CSI or Law & Order?
            Neither. I'm watching NCIS right now. Call back later.

            Who would be the smarter of the two Hickey brothers: Earl or Randy?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
              Neither. I'm watching NCIS right now. Call back later.

              Who would be the smarter of the two Hickey brothers: Earl or Randy?
              Larry!

              Should I stay or should I go now?
              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
              --StanFlouride

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              • Well, if you go, there will be trouble, and if you stay, it will be double...

                Who can it be now?
                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                My LiveJournal
                A page we can all agree with!

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                • Joe sent me.

                  Who's that behind the green door?

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                  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    Joe sent me.

                    Who's that behind the green door?
                    The Guardians of the Universe!

                    Why me? Dear Gord, WHY ME?!?
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

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                    • Why not you? Your number just came up. It's nothing against you personally.

                      Can I have a piece of cake, please?

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                      • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                        Why not you? Your number just came up. It's nothing against you personally.

                        Can I have a piece of cake, please?
                        Sorry, but it's already been claimed! It's mine, all MINE!!!

                        Why is my brain baby kicking so damn hard today? What did I do to deserve that?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • You've been ignoring it too much lately and is seeking attention from you.

                          Chuck Norris or Mr. T?

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                          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            You've been ignoring it too much lately and is seeking attention from you.

                            Chuck Norris or Mr. T?
                            Snake-Eyes.

                            Bacon, sausage, or scrapple?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • Snausages!

                              Who is setting off firecrackers outside my apartment?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                                Snausages!

                                Who is setting off firecrackers outside my apartment?
                                Well, you see... those guys fell into a coma last year... right before July 4th... and we didn't have the heart to tell them it's not actually still the 4th.

                                What's my line?
                                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                                --StanFlouride

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