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Because s/he is legally blond with a head that that is gone with the wind.
Did you notice anything?
Did you notice anything?
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Huh?
How many points do I have now?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Just one and it's not very sharp.
How in the world does a small kitten climb up a 3 foot high stereo speaker and then up on a turntable to peek into my bedroom window?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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The laws of physics do not apply to kittens.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostJust one and it's not very sharp.
How in the world does a small kitten climb up a 3 foot high stereo speaker and then up on a turntable to peek into my bedroom window?
Why does everything happen at once?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 06-22-2009, 03:17 AM."Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Because you look better with just two eyes.
Why did Jack T. Chance have to scare me like that?!
Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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He wanted to make sure you were awake!
Why am I watching Elmo's World?Comment
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It's the most intelligent thing on TV, which isn't saying much.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why is TV so awful, anyway?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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To make you want to go to work just to get away from it.
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?Comment
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WHITE TAIL DEER ARE THE NUMBER ONE KILLERS IN NORTH AMERICA?!
Will I get along with my roomate(s) next year?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Yes, but only if you decorate the house with your own swords.
Who's in the mood for pancakes?Comment
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That bunny with the pancake on his head...
IHOP. Do you?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Only on the weekends and only if Child Rum has woken me up before 5:30 AM.
All aboard the ... what?Comment
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"The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away..."
What is normal for?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Normal people are weird.
Will we have fun on the CS NJ meetup this weekend?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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