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  • Because itss hers preciouses.

    When will this heat stop?
    "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

    Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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    • Either when the sun goes down or when a giant space air conditioner pops up and cools down the entire solar system.

      Do I like being me?

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      • If you didn't, you'd have a problem.

        Why do parents say to kids climbing on walls, "If you fall off and break both your legs, don't run crying to me"? It doesn't really make sense. XD
        People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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        • Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
          Why do parents say to kids climbing on walls, "If you fall off and break both your legs, don't run crying to me"? It doesn't really make sense. XD
          If it makes sense, it's not allowed.

          (My dad used to say that when we climbed the trees in the front yard. )

          Can you feel the love tonight?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            Can you feel the love tonight?
            It is where we are.

            So, where the heck are we?!
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • We're just north of the star that's just to the right of the moon.

              Why has the rum come back?

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              • Because Design Fox had beer last night instead.

                How did I win that last game of pool?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • You picked up your cue!

                  Why is chocolate so delicious but so bad for you?
                  I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                  My LiveJournal
                  A page we can all agree with!

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                  • Murphy knows no limits to his cruelty.

                    What did the witch doctor tell you?
                    "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                    Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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                    • All I remember is a Love Potion #9 and a ting tang with a walla walla bing bang.

                      Where do purple monkeys come from?

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                      • Nowhere, they're just purple people dressed up in costumes to avoid being eaten by the purple people eater.

                        Why are my ears ringing so much?

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                        • Your phone is still attached to them.

                          Is kooky really cool?

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                          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Your phone is still attached to them.

                            Is kooky really cool?
                            Only if he can still loan you his comb.

                            Why is it always darkest before the dawn?
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • The nightlight went out in preparation for the sun.

                              Hi, can I help you?

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                              • NO! I'M JUST LOOKING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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                                Hi, can you help me?
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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