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  • #2791
    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    NO! I'M JUST LOOKING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

    ...

    Hi, can you help me?
    Depends what you're wanting help with!

    Answer me this: Where is my flying car that science fiction told me I'd have by now?
    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
    --StanFlouride

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    • #2792
      It's being held in the back. Didn't They tell you?

      What is elbow grease?
      "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

      Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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      • #2793
        It's the sweat of your elbows when you use them in ways they weren't meant to be used.

        What is it?

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        • #2794
          Purple Albatross

          What have I been doing all weekend?
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #2795
            The Wabash Cannonball.

            Do we think literally?

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            • #2796
              Quoth idrinkarum View Post
              The Wabash Cannonball.

              Do we think literally?
              What you mean "we", kemosabe?

              What shall I do tomorrow?
              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
              --StanFlouride

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              • #2797
                Try to take over the state of Maryland (hey, start small).

                Why am I so unproductive?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #2798
                  Blame it on the rain...

                  Okay, okay.... REALLY bad choice of a song, considering the guys that sang it were just lip-synching... but anyway....

                  What shall I do after I take over Maryland?
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • #2799
                    I dunno, move on to Delaware?

                    Will someone help me move the dumpster underneath my bedroom window so I can just take a shovel and get rid of all the crap in here?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • #2800
                      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      I dunno, move on to Delaware?

                      Will someone help me move the dumpster underneath my bedroom window so I can just take a shovel and get rid of all the crap in here?
                      Ummm... sure! But I call "dibs" on the crap you don't want, just in case there's anything there that I might want!

                      What would you do-oo-oo...

                      for an Eskimo Pie?

                      (I'll bet you thought I was going to say "Klondike bar", didn't you? )
                      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                      --StanFlouride

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                      • #2801
                        Travel to the Arctic.

                        If the moon is made of cheese, then what is the earth made of?
                        3 Basic rules for ordering food.
                        - Order from the menu.
                        - If you order something that will take some time to cook, then be prepared to wait.
                        - Don't talk about Fight Club.

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                        • #2802
                          delicious chutney. For the space-giants

                          where am I?
                          The customer is always right! Which is a shame, as my gun pulls to the left

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                          • #2803
                            In the wrong place at the right time.

                            What is delicious?
                            3 Basic rules for ordering food.
                            - Order from the menu.
                            - If you order something that will take some time to cook, then be prepared to wait.
                            - Don't talk about Fight Club.

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                            • #2804
                              Everything that's bad for you.

                              If silence is golden, then what is silver?
                              People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                              My DeviantArt.

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                              • #2805
                                Your inside voice.

                                What's up doc?
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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