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Both you and your professors have no imagination. (hey.. you wanted WRONG you get WRONG!!)
Why does Turkey = nap?
Why does Turkey = nap?
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Dr. Pepper.
Hey, baby, how much?
Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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The life of one EW.
Why is the notebook only in Sidetable's Drawer?Comment
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A. Because it would be lonely in a back drawer
Q. Why do the cats always head straight for the Christmas Tree when they run into the house and flop down?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because cats know they are god's gift to humanity so they belong under the tree.
Who let the dogs out?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because that would just be silly.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Can you teach a German Shepard to pass the salt and pepper?Comment
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Maybe if they're part Retriever . . .or if you throw the salt and pepper across the roomQuoth idrinkarum View Post
Q. Why is storage space measured in bytes?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Why, the man who invented the internet of course! Al Gore!Quoth crazylegs View Post
Who's got a lovely bunch of coconuts?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The people who make Mounds and Almond Joy.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nope. When I wake up, it tastes like Peanut Butter.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Where have all the cowboys gone?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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They all had surgery and are now cowgirls.
Do you believe in magic? In a young girl's heart?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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