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When it decides to get a job.
What is inside a ball?
What is inside a ball?
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The letters A and L.
Why does my cat claw everything EXCEPT her scratching post?!
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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She doesn't want to ruin it.
When can I get a fuzzy friend?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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At the Fuzzy Friends store; razor optional.
Why is my husband hiding in his "man cave"?Comment
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Because that's what men do when they have a "man cave"!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why do the young 'uns find partying hard so fascinating?
Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 07-18-2009, 04:27 AM."Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Because they want to test their endurance.
Conjunction Junction what's your function?Comment
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To Turn Water into http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3c-kz8-bIY
Why must it continue to be humid despite the fact that we've had thunderstorms every day?Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice stormComment
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Because the air conditioning outside is on the fritz.
Speaking of humid, why does the air some days feel thicker than a heavy blanket?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because mother nature is like a wet blanket ruining all of our adult fun
Why does my mother insist on yelling into the telephone?Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice stormComment
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Her volume control is stuck in YELL mode. FWIW, the mute button is also disabled.Quoth SteverinoNY! View PostBecause mother nature is like a wet blanket ruining all of our adult fun
Why does my mother insist on yelling into the telephone?
Why does the kitten make a beeline for the sofa when she runs loose through the house?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because he/she/it is thinking "why is this thing not covered in hair yet?"Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Have you ever asked yourself "why am I here?"Comment
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All the time. It's better than asking "Why am I there?"Quoth Chanlin View Post
How many times can you say "Brownie Blizzard Blast" before your tongue gets tied up?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Just once - and then I go buy one and my tongue gets tied up in the straw.
Take what to mommy?Comment
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3 bags of peanuts, a hammer, and a sign saying "eat at joes"
Why sleep on the bed when you can sleep on the floor?Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice stormComment
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The gnomes will get you otherwise.Quoth SteverinoNY! View Post
Why do people wear clothing in public?"I am nothing if not an equal opportunity asshole." -Gravekeeper
"F**k you and your tie." -JesterComment
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