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The floor is too interesting to sleep upon and you'd never get any sleep.
Ray?
Ray?
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Gun?
What sound does a constipated turtle make when you hook him up to a car battery?Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice stormComment
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hhhhhhhhnnnnnnnggggggghhhhhhrrrrrrrrr-zzzzzzzzzplorkenduck
Whatcha tell the witch doctor?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Don't worry...it's more afraid of you than you are of it.
Why did I eat that sugar flower from the cake my roomie brought home?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because it was calling to you with its musical mentally controlling sugar.
If the rum is gone, then what am I drinking?Comment
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Uh...you don't want to know...
How does my apartment spin around like that?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Cuz of your belief that the world revolves around you. XD
How many CSers does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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500! 1 to actually change the bulb and the rest who have to comment on how they did.
How sticky are your buns?Comment
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Uh...I'm gonna go take a shower now...
When will the rhetorical questions end?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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When the rhetorical answers are sharpened up.
Do tress really talk?Comment
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No but they wave their branches and shake their leaves depending on how the wind blows.
Why won't the mosquitoes leave me alone?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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You remind them of their sweet nectar of youth.
Strawberries or strawbabies?Comment
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MMMMMMMMMMM STRAWBERRIES *cue homer simpson drooling*
Why must it always rain when there are important things to do?Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice stormComment
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Because the rain gods don't like you very much
Why can't I work on my website without somebody bugging me for something?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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