Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Jack T. Chance]

You didn't. The keys threw themselves into the trunk and slammed the lid shut so they wouldn't be attacked by the Boogey Man.

Why is it I can spend all day bored but by the time I get ready for bed, I'm in the mood to stay up and do other stuff?

Because you're secretly a night owl, you just haven't been able to admit it to yourself yet!

What do I want to do? Watch a DVD, or play a video game?

[Trayol]

You should read a good book. I suggest the Dresden Files: SciFi/Fantasy and Mystery combined.

When were these good ol' days?

[CaroPhoenix]

Back before you were born and when everything was so simple wittling a piece of wood was the latest craze.

Why does my child call our cat Mr. Cat?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz they're not on a first name basis yet.

Why does summer have to be so hot?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because without it being hot, Christmas in July sales wouldn't make any sense.

Why is my daughter fascinated with eggs?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

She's waiting to see if any chicks hatch from them.

Why is it my area can get a mini-monsoon when there's a 40% chance of rain, but not a drop when there's a 50% chance of rain?

[Trayol]

Murphy plus Nature can be a cruel and sometimes funny combo.

Why is it that people care less about their jobs when they are quitting them soon?

[BookstoreEscapee]

They're only pretending to care less. It eases the separation anxiety.

Why am I unable to go to bed at a reasonable hour?

[TheSHAD0W]

Why am I unable to go to bed at a reasonable hour?

You're horny.

Why can't we all just get along?

[Trayol]

We do, but only when we fight eachother.

For whom does the bell toll?

[CaroPhoenix]

The bell toller ... which is always a French hunchback for some reason.

Where can I play cowboy?

[Chanlin]

Where can I play cowboy?

That depends, if you are playing Cowboy in C major then wherever you please, otherwise it may require special training.

Why do we call them black holes?

[Hyena Dandy]

That depends, if you are playing Cowboy in C major then wherever you please, otherwise it may require special training.

Why do we call them black holes?

Because we live in a racist society.

What color was Washington's favorite gray horse?

[CaroPhoenix]

Chartruse with just a tad touch of lime-green.

Where is the invisible office?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Just off the invisible backroom to the left.

Why is it quiet outside right now?