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twinkies, ho-hos and sliced bread.
What do we need to loosen the soil?
What do we need to loosen the soil?
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Got plenty of coffee here already, and I only drink tea when I'm out, so that leaves only one choice there . . .
Are we talking a la mode?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because they're too ignorant to know about their ignorance.
What ever happened to Baby Jane?Comment
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She's a National Park Service tour guide at Timpanogos Cave!
When a ground squirrel sees the sun on 02/02 it means six more weeks of winter...
So if a tree squirrel sees the sun on 08/02 does it mean six more weeks of summer?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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God I hope not. It's 81 degrees out at 10PM!
When will the heat end?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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In about 5 billion years, when the sun expands, destroys the Earth and the rest of the solar system, and then burns out.
Why can't I have a flying car, like in The Jetsons?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because you're not a cartoon.
Why am I not in bed yet?Comment
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Because you're a closet night owl . . . admitting it is the first step to sobriety, you know.
Can somebody carry me into the kitchen so I can finish cooking dinner?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Only if by carry you mean someone pushes you in a wheelbarrow, then yes. As an aside, do you have a wheelbarrow I can borrow?
Ethel or Lucy?Comment
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Neither . . . Fred's at home making the bed rock.
How many kittens does it take to make a litter?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Well, see, there are an infinite amount of answers to that one, but the real question is:
Why do you want to make litter out of kittens?
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Just one, that's all you need to make a right mess of things!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostNeither . . . Fred's at home making the bed rock.
How many kittens does it take to make a litter?
Please sir, can I have some more?
EDIT: Gazumping is frowned upon around here! *shakes fist*
Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 08-06-2009, 10:31 PM."Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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What? You want more gazumping! Aaaah! My virgin eyes!
Whom would you gazump?Comment
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