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  • It's not a fish tank, it's a lunch box.

    What's for lunch?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Ask not what the lunch is, but whom the lunch is for.

      Is it party time yet?

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      • No, party time is at 2:00 (Eastern time) today.

        ('Tis true; I'm going to a wedding )

        What should I wear?
        Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 08-09-2009, 04:31 PM.
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • I know this may sound shocking, but I think you should wear ... Clothes! And oh yeah, some underwear. Definitely that under your clothing. Please, don't go around pretending to be Britney Spears.

          Should I try it?

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          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
            I know this may sound shocking, but I think you should wear ... Clothes! And oh yeah, some underwear. Definitely that under your clothing. Please, don't go around pretending to be Britney Spears.

            Should I try it?
            Maybe not. You never know what kind of loonies you'll attract.

            Does anyone want any of this 90 degree weather we've got today? I'm giving it away for free . . .
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • Free weather!? Wow! I want some of that! If it's free, then I'm standing in line!

              What else can I get for free?

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              • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                Free weather!? Wow! I want some of that! If it's free, then I'm standing in line!

                What else can I get for free?
                Act now and receive, as an added bonus, FREE HUMIDITY!

                Why is it still August? Why isn't it September yet?
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • Because I don't want school to start.

                  What should I say?

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                  • Just say No.

                    Why am I cold?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Because the force of the cold is stronger than the force of the hot.

                      Who wants to water what?

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                      • I want to water me!

                        Does that sound dirty?
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          I want to water me!

                          Does that sound dirty?
                          Not if your a plant.

                          Who knows how to do a rain dance that will actually work?
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                            Not if your a plant.

                            Who knows how to do a rain dance that will actually work?
                            Rainman!

                            A who to the what now?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • A 42 foot tangerine!

                              How many miles does a man have to walk before he can be called a man?

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                              • 42!

                                Why is 42 The Answer?
                                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                                A page we can all agree with!

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