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Because no other number is as much fun to say!
Why is 13 to be feared?
Why is 13 to be feared?
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Because 6+7=13. 666 is the number of the beast so six is evil. and 7 8 (ate) 9
Why do I get sea sick?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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OMG! Did you see the flying purple cow too!?
How can I bribe the sandman to give me good dreams?Comment
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Yeah, but only if Childrum goes to bed when you say so.
If I don't find a place to live in the fall, where should i live?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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In the spring!
Why does my tummy hurt?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Your tummy doesn't hurt, that's Mr. Opportunity knocking - he can't find your front door.
Should I run away from home?Comment
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Don't you have that famous children's book "Bunaway Rummy"?
Should I shave my toes?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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On the ground. That way you don't fall.Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
Why does Rover insist on climbing into the big potted plant on the corner of the ramp every single night???Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because hiding behind the big potted plant would just be silly.
Why am I not sleeping still?Comment
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Because the sphincter gnomes have stolen my magic bag.
Is there a doctor in the house?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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There's one in a house somewhere...
What type of animal is Suffaluffagus?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Snuffy is an animal? I thought he was a very fuzzy human who walks on all fours.
When will my hurrah day come?Comment
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Right after your boo-rah day.
Should bratwurst be considered a lethal weapon?I have a...thing. Wanna see it?Comment
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Only if it's improperly handled by an inept chef.
What can we use to put the baby bear back to sleep?Comment
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