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Depends, did you get in bed today?
Do you think I'll go blind?
Do you think I'll go blind?
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No, I got in bed last night.
Yes, eventually you will go blind. When you're dead you won't be able to see anymore.
Will my car cost less than $100 to fix?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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hahahahaha! Um ... hahahahahaha!
Is it my turn next?Comment
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Your turn isn't scheduled to come around again until the 24th & 1/2 century . . . but then that's what happens when you take that left turn at Alberquerque.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Speaking of Loony Toons, did Sylvester ever learn that the "giant mouse" was actually a kangaroo?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Nope, but they're getting married next week, so we can ask him at that time in the wedding when the preacher asks if anyone has anything against the marriage.
Who figured out the riddle?Comment
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You did but then the black helicopter came for you and erased your memory so you don't remember!
Why does tomorrow have to be Monday?Comment
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Because the people who print the calendars refuse to call it "Dammit, not this fucking shit again day."
Why do I keep having trouble sleeping?Don't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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Because the Sandman had an.....accident
Why does my cat love to poke me awake at night?Comment
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Your cat is making sure you're not dead.
What kind of adventures are waiting for me?Comment
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I'm sorry but that information is classified. I could tell you but I'd have to kill you.
Why does bacon taste so good?Comment
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Because it's bad for you.
In case anyone was wondering, yes. Times 10.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
I wish I could go somewhere far far away.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Too bad!
Why does my kitty have such a soft fuzzy tummy but hates it when I nuzzle?Comment
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Because in Mother Russia, cats nuzzle you!
What can I do all by myself?Comment
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Play Hide-And-Seek. A very LONG game of Hide-And_seek.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why do cats hate dogs?Comment
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Because dogs are onto their plans for world domination.
Why do dogs eat poop?Don't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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