Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, it's mine. GIVE IT BACK!!!

How do I change my life for the better?

[CaroPhoenix]

By not following the example of Bugs Bunny, but learning all you can from the Abonimal Snowman from the Looney Tunes Cartoons.

Where is that whistling coming from?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I don't hear any whistling...

What should I do during my week off?

[CaroPhoenix]

Take the place of Shamoo at Sea World.

Where exactly is Lunch Lady Land?

[Bramble]

Somewhere under my bed!

Why is 2+2 4?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because 4-2=2

How do I get my roommate to stop sneezing?! gah!

[CaroPhoenix]

Plug their nose and mouth with duct tape.

What if the pumpkin were softer?

[42_42_42]

Then it would be pumpkin pie.

Do I *have* to clean the house?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No. If you don't then someday you can be on that show "Hoarders" on A&E!

Can someone else clean my house?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if the dust bunnies don't hire someone first.

Are you following me?

[BookstoreEscapee]

*hides around corner* No.

Should I make brownies?

[Bramble]

Only if they're SPECIAL brownies!!
Should I start up a random song and dance at work tomorrow?

[Professional Serf]

What, pole dancing for a living isn't enough?

Does this shirt make me look fat?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, but your socks do.

Will I have a happy birthday?

[CaroPhoenix]

Of course you will 'cos your birthday is the same as mine!

Why am I sick?