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Only if one of the burglars stayed behind to give the cops directions on how to find the others.
What do you do when you're happy?/
What do you do when you're happy?/
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Scream and shout and cry.
What do I want for Christmas?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Just your two front teeth.
Why did I see Daddy kissing Santa Claus?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because Santa was actually Mommy, fulfilling Daddy's secret fetish! Good luck getting THAT image out of your brain!!!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
To be, or not to be? That is the question...
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Not to be! No one every chooses that one.
What would happen is I stabbed you with my knitting needles?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Well, you see, that all depends on the outcome...Quoth hinakiba777 View Post- If you killed me, the police would undoubtedly want to have a word with you!
- If I was still alive, I'd yank the knitting needles out and then return the favor in kind... BY USING THEM TO POKE OUT YOUR EYES!!!
Would you like to pay now, or later?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
- If you killed me, the police would undoubtedly want to have a word with you!
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Definitely later...do you have a layaway plan?
Have you seen my racing goggles?Comment
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No. Are they faster than the other goggles?!
How will I give jack is Christmas scarf now that i am blind?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Well, you'll have to have the cybernetic eyes installed, for starters. But hey, now you'll be able to see in INFRARED!!!Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
Tacos, or cheeseburger?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Barq's!
Does anyone remember that rootbeer from the 1990's? I think it was called Hertz, but i'm not sure. I remember there was a bulldog on it.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Nope, sorry. (MY response to the statement and question)
Why don't I just make myself so cocoa?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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Because you're just too lazy!Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
(wrong answers, remember?
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Why don't I just get off my arse and go out to the store?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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