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Because he loves seeing your shiney happy face every day!
When will I ever grow up?
When will I ever grow up?
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eh. "growing up" is relative and situational. you can be a perfectly fine "grown-up" adult in one situation and a perfectly fine "childish" adult in another situation. the important part is knowing when to act in which way.
oh wait...wrong answer...no! you'll fly off to never never land and get eaten by a crock.
what will i do with the apples The Boy won't eat?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Turn them into apple mush and leave it out in the middle of the street.
Hey World! I'm a what?Comment
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Yes you are a What. Just like the Grinch
Why does everyone want to deck the halls with me!?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Because decking you would be criminal.
Can I afford it?Comment
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Not in those pants you can't. In fact, you shouldn't.
Will I ever find a date to the prom?SC: "Are you new or something?"
Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."
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The prom is waaay too over-rated and I reccomend you don't go.
They're happy now?Comment
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yup. they're happy and they know it and they even clapped their hands
is "the princess and the frog" any good?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Only as good as the frog's legs on the cruise ship my parents are on right now.
Should we really be bouncing at a time like this?Comment
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THERE IS NEVER A TIME WHEN BOUNCING IS WRONG!
Why can't i just stay in my PJs?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Because you're grown up with responsibilities and a job. Aww...to heck with it! Every Wednesday is going to be PJ day from now on!
Why does my cat want me to pet him?Comment
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Because there aren't any girl cats to play with. Your petting is the only pleasure he gets.
When will I get my money?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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The day after the first day of the new world.
What does Taco Bell put in their food to make me crave it?Comment
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crack
why is it the married ones are the most obnoxiously flirty?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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desparation.
what do i write in a sympathy card?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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