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Your betiding of woe-iness and joyfulessness.
Am I really allowed to make up new words?
Am I really allowed to make up new words?
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no! only dr. suess is allowed to do that
is the rest of my shift gonna rock?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Like a hurricane.
Why is cheese so delicious?......../\
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Because the taste fairy blessed it with lots and lots of taste.
When will I have it with heartburn?Comment
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When heartburn has had it with you.
Can someone explain why I have this urge to dance?Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston ChurchillComment
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They're playing your favorite song! *dances like Snoopy*
Why am I procrastinating?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Because you're actually the procrastinator fairy in disguise!
Will one of us be the next American Idol?Comment
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Yes, I the Canadian girl will be the next American Idol.
WHAT IS THAT IN THE WINDOW!?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Nose prints of Bigfoot.
Why are witnesses important?Comment
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As my mama always said: never put off til tomorrow the people you can kill today.
What do I want to do after dinner later? Play a game on the laptop or do some writing?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Write a game on a piece of of paper.
P is for ... ?Comment
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P is for "Piss off!", which is my message for The Powers That Be, in response to how they keep finding new ways to ruin my life.
Which came first, the egg or the omelet?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Sunny Side Up Eggs!
Why is my MIL suddenly being nice to me?Comment
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Same reason anyone who you don't like is being nice to you: they're plotting to kill you
When will I be warm again?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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That would be the night that an electrical fire breaks out in your house while you sleep! You'll never be cold again for as long as you live!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Why is so damn hard to find a woman who can be what I want and NEED in a woman, that isn't already taken, who wants to be with me?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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