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Because it was Professor Plum in your bedroom with the itching powder.
Will we do it really fast twice?
Will we do it really fast twice?
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Might be more relaxing if we do it really slow once.
What did I miss while I was offline?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Absolutely nothing of importance.
When will it be warm again?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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when the sun goes supernova.
For whom shall we clap now?Comment
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Preferably someone who doesn't have the clap . . .
What color scheme do I want to go with for my windows desktop?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Black on black.
Why does laundry take so long? (seriously, I've been here for 6 hours)I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because your clothes like it dirty.
Why does the universe not want me to have chocolate milk ><Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Because the 42 tangerines from the Q Continuum will explode at Deep Space 9 with the Cardassians.
Is it funny?Comment
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No, not at all.
When will I forget?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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When "Old Timers Disease" becomes mandatory for everyone.
Get it?Comment
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No. I thought I had it, but I gave it away by mistake.
Should I get it?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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No you should give it to me.
Would you like some cake on that emu?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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No, but I'd like some emu on that doughnut.
Why are you fighting?Comment
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We don't talk about that. It's the rule.
Who's the fairest of them all?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I don't know but I know I'm the unfairest of them all. Does that count?
Why can't I find something good to watch on tv tonight?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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