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MY SPLEEN! HELP!
Why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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Because you didn't.
When will my headache go away?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Not until it can find another suitable host I'm afraid... No, I don't qualify...
Is that what I think it is?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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Umm ... Yes! Yes it is!
What do you think it is anyways?Comment
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I only hope that it's not what I think it is . . .
Now where's my freakin' pony?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Sorry I stole it. IT's mine now! I named it Caramel!
Have you accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your one true God?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Nope, but he was mighty tastey for dinner!
What is a high hat?Comment
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It's a high as a fly in the sky hat!
What's for breakfast?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream!
Would you like some astronaut ice cream?Comment
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No I heard it tastes like dirt.
How do I prove my love?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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By sending a plastic heart in ice cream to the above address in the chain letter.
Will I be right back?Comment
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No, you'll be left front.
Can I have a hug?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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No you will be left Forward.
WHY?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Best gruesome transporter accident.
Why is moonshine sunshine?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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