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**Green_Fairy** · 03-09-2010, 12:14 AM

alf!

why does my wrist hurt?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-09-2010, 01:26 AM

Your hand was chopped off in a past life.

What is coming up?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 03-09-2010, 01:42 AM

Roses!

Who is my celebrity look-alike?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-09-2010, 12:03 PM

ME!

Special Agent Oso is what?

**Green_Fairy** · 03-09-2010, 06:23 PM

oh so special...

how did the trial end?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-09-2010, 08:08 PM

With a hanging participle.

Whose buddies are in the computer?

**Green_Fairy** · 03-10-2010, 01:21 AM

(how endeth the trial?)

p-nuttie buddies!

does any of this make sense?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-10-2010, 11:22 AM

Only if you have enough cough coming through the IV line.

How do you get ready for a bath?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 03-11-2010, 12:38 AM

Get dressed and plug in the toaster.

Did I do that?

**Irving Patrick Freleigh** · 03-11-2010, 03:39 AM

If by "that" you mean "murdered an entire convent of nuns with a vegetable peeler," then yes. Get your alibi ready.

Why must I wear glasses?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-11-2010, 11:57 AM

So your ears don't float up and off you head.

Who's the man on the corner?

**Green_Fairy** · 03-12-2010, 01:27 AM

i don't know, but i hear he's talented

why's my nose freaking out?

**hinakiba777** · 03-12-2010, 05:13 PM

Because it was really painful when your nose was in the closet.

Why did my Swiffer wet cloths dry out?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-12-2010, 07:52 PM

They're getting ready for their sojourn in the desert.

Does e really equal MC squared?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 03-12-2010, 09:27 PM

E=MC Hammer

Why can't I touch this?

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!