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Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!
Because nobody can touch the double bill of Crystal Gayle & MC Hammer. (Country-Western Rap - Vance Gilbert)
Where can I find a good cup of coffee?
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Because nobody can touch the double bill of Crystal Gayle & MC Hammer. (Country-Western Rap - Vance Gilbert)
Where can I find a good cup of coffee?
You can't. Starbucks and 7-11 have got Juan Valdez down there in Bogota, fielding fields full of Maple Nuts!
(Cookies to anyone that gets that reference! )
How lucky are we in the D.C. area to be getting 2-4 inches of rain instead of 20-40 more inches of snow?!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
The only thing that could work for me is going from hag to not-a-hag . . .
Why am I delaying going to bed when I should have been there an hour ago?
Because a cold, lonely bed is a depressing place to be.
Why does this shit keep happening to me?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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