Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Squeaksmyalias]

He can't he is a zombie! shootz him shootz him!

Is my dog strange because she gets stuck under the bed with her squeaky piggy and can't figure out it's too big to fit and she is too stubborn to let it go?

[shankyknitter]

No your dog simply suffers from squeekyswine attachment syndrome. Sadly its incurable but it is not fatal.

Why isn't it friday already?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the space-time continuum needs to be maintained.

What's happening?

[Squeaksmyalias]

A random trip to Ontario for cake, get on the plane!

Why do I keep finding all the old clients who never have their hearing aids in?

[CaroPhoenix]

because you're just lucky

What should I do?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Bring me rum! Your little one can hug my dog, the dog can give her a bath and babysit, we can drink rum it will be great.

Should I go paint pottery, while I drink rum?

[BookstoreEscapee]

You should drink rum from your pottery.

Can I hug the dog?

[Squeaksmyalias]

If you want to sit still for a VEEERRRRRRYYY long time then go right a head.

What color should I paint my nails today?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Not sure but whatever color your walls are, you can go with a darker shade for contrast.

When will I get to have a vacation?

[CaroPhoenix]

On the 12th of never.

Why do we have to have weather anyways?

[Squeaksmyalias]

So we have have jobs for the weather men and lady's they got to do something what other job will let them be wrong that often and let them keep their jobs.

why do we have traffic?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because everyone's busy getting somewhere the same time as we.

Shennandoah I long to hear you?

[Green_Fairy]

away you rolling...stone!

is 22 too young to get married?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, it's too old.

How soon is now?

[Squeaksmyalias]

When exactly do you mean?


When you say it's gonna happen now?