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Because to try to is be ummm ... human and not to try is be a woman.
Why is my throat sore?
Why is my throat sore?
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Because your cats drop kitty litter down your throat while you nap.
Why did my aunt come all the way to my house, only to ask me if I had a boyfriend?!
Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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If she is anything like my godmother, you are in for a match making process from hell, run while you can!
Why must my godmother set me up with every man she comes across? Why must they all be anything but my type?I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.Comment
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she's thinks you're gay
am i gonna get an interview at that hotel i applied at today?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY JOB?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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I'm a kleptomaniac. I just can't help it.
What are the cats doing right now?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Ohhh oooh oooh ooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies' cat,
A feline Casanova, hey man, thats where its at
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Yeah don't cross my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."
I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."
I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.Military Spouse Support.
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Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon MinionComment
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I have no answer.
Where did all the questions go?Comment
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I have nothing but inappropriate answers for that question..moving on.
Why must the dog insist on going out every 10 minutes?I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.Comment
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Because the signals from the UFO that brought dogs to humans in the first place tell the dogs they have to do this every day and if they don't, they get changed into CATS!
Who is this handsome stranger lying next to me?Comment
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It's a moose
Why must Friday go so slowly?I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.Comment
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Because it's trying to compete with Monday.
Why aren't my dishes done?Comment
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You forgot to turn on the oven.
Why do the mice come out from behind the printer and make faces at me?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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They're not really making faces per se, they're trying to "perfume" the area and are really into doing it.
Is it baby's playtime?Comment
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No it's parent's play time.
Would you like fries with that?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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