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Hold the wedding! I want to get off!
Is there a double entendre in my statement up above?
Is there a double entendre in my statement up above?
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Nah, that was a single entendre. (Double Intender?)
Should I pack sweaters?Comment
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Nope. It's a double intendre.
What is a cold box doing inside the warm box that is my room?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Adding more heat. Wait... that one's probably right.
Why won't my programs work?Comment
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They're on strike!
Why can't the wild horses drag me away?Comment
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Too much Wild Turkey(tm).Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why is my left ear suddenly resisting earrings?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because it's going through its rebellious phase!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why do some people insist on letting the stupidest little things bother them?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because some people are the stupidest things and it's annoying.
Why am I such a fucking idiot?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because it's more fun than being a celibate one.
Where have all the flowers gone?Comment
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To that place in the sky where the moon will your eye.
Do you guys hear that?Comment
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Yeah, it smells funny.
Why?Comment
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to make you ask questions
how's monday gonna turn out?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
^_^Comment
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Just like Friday, only meaner.
Does this salad look right to you?Comment
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From where I'm standing it looks more left.
Do I have to?Comment
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Only if you don't want to go into time out.
Why am I confused?Comment
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