Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[CaroPhoenix]

Only the South Pole can cry.

What is happening out there?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nothing. Nothing at all. Stay in your house.

Will I win something tonight?

[Green_Fairy]

oh, you'll win alright. an all expense paid trip to a concrete cell! complete with bars on your window! yaaaay!

where am i talking about?

[BookstoreEscapee]

My parents' basement.

I did win something last night! What do I do with it?

[Green_Fairy]

depends on what it is.

what is it?

[BookstoreEscapee]

It's a wooden pizza board with forks and knives that have the word pizza in the blade (like a cut-out stencil) and a pizza cutter...and gift certificates to two pizza places that I will never go to because they are too far away.

Who will use them?

[Green_Fairy]

depends on where it is

where is it?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I don't know.

Isn't that the problem?

[lobo94]

Beats me.

What planet is this?

[Green_Fairy]

planet bob!

what movie is that from?

[CaroPhoenix]

Confession of the traveling pants.

Where did I go and why was I holding a handbasket?

[BookstoreEscapee]

To the Lost island...to get this.

What color will my knee be by morning?

[CaroPhoenix]

A nice raspberry purple!

Have we been all confused?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No. We've only been mostly confused.

Is there an app for that?

[Green_Fairy]

no, but there is a fantastic hat for it

are you fabulous?