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Willis. 
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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Simple... drop a thermonuclear device on a beach or desert and presto, glass.
Did the wookie on the previous question steal the cookie all for the nookie?Comment
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Cardboard.
Why does bread give me indigestion?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Your stomach can't process the Larvae properly. IF you feel better, that means they stopped eating and started hatching. Comon Luv.. burp us up a fly!!!
How long can I get away with this guff before someoen smacks me?!?!?Comment
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About a million kilometres. (Based on the relative equivalence of space and time.)
Is there such a thing as being too much of a science geek?Comment
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No. It's impossible.
Why am I flying into LAX instead of a more reasonable airport in the same area?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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'cause of the cheese noodle monkeys singing on a train.
Why does my MIL bring out the uber girl in me?"The problem isn't usually that there are stupid people in the world as much as it is that the stupid people like to call or come in and point out how stupid they are to the working public" -JustaComment
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I don't know, that's kinda strange depending on what context you take it...Quoth AnqeiicDemise View Post
Who expects the Spanish Inquisition?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The Flying Monkeys!Quoth DesignFox View PostI don't know, that's kinda strange depending on what context you take it...
Who expects the Spanish Inquisition?
Am I really here?Comment
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No, I'm here. You're over there.
Why can't I get a proton pack for Christmas?"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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B/c you only smoke Marlboro lights.Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
Is this a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?Comment
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"Turn left at Greenland."
Listen, do you wanna know a secret, can you promise not to tell?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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