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**CaroPhoenix** · 06-16-2010, 01:13 PM

Because in Soviet Russia, job picks YOU!

Is my wedding ring uglier than Mr. Rum?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 06-16-2010, 02:40 PM

No. Nothing's uglier than Mr. Rum.

Why do I have itchy spots on my leg?

**~~NateTheChops~~** · 06-16-2010, 07:12 PM

Because of the River Dancing in Poison Sumac class you took the other day.

Will anyone watch my show?

**Green_Fairy** · 06-16-2010, 11:12 PM

nah. they're too busy watching twilight

how's my bbqed chicken gonna turn out?

**CaroPhoenix** · 06-16-2010, 11:46 PM

Slightly dry and too burnt to enjoy.

What do you see Mama Jaguar?

**Green_Fairy** · 06-22-2010, 03:14 AM

a nova

what are sea monkeys?

**CaroPhoenix** · 06-22-2010, 02:44 PM

Monkeys who sea the ocean once a year.

What sound does seals make?

**Green_Fairy** · 06-22-2010, 07:00 PM

aaru aru aaaaaaru!

likey?

**CaroPhoenix** · 06-22-2010, 07:44 PM

Nope, more than probably.

Do you like to play in water?

**Green_Fairy** · 06-22-2010, 09:34 PM

i was a mermaid in a previous life. so yes!

why do craisins stick to the top of my mouth?

**CaroPhoenix** · 06-22-2010, 10:46 PM

Because that's where craisins live!

Can we play music in the dark?

**XCashier** · 06-24-2010, 05:23 AM

Quoth idrinkarum View Post

Can we play music in the dark?

I would think so; you could certainly play Orchestral Manouevres In The Dark!

Do you miss the 1980s?

**CaroPhoenix** · 06-24-2010, 12:46 PM

Yes! Yes I do! I want all those fashions to come back and those sugary sweet afternoon specials too.

Are we going to need more clothes?

**Green_Fairy** · 06-25-2010, 01:01 AM

i dunno...

...are you going to alaska?

**CaroPhoenix** · 06-26-2010, 12:31 AM

Nope, I'm going to Brazil for Carnival!

Why does Child Rum keep stealing my little grey Snoopy?

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!